Que pense Michel · Roommates

The flat has a living room. Now it has a chronicle.

Michel turns your roommates’ WhatsApp group into an illustrated report with portraits, nicknames and statistics. For a farewell or a housewarming, share a different reading of your time living together.

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The thread where the home has a voice

Choose the everyday flat chat: groceries, dinner plans, news and reactions after a night out. Those exchanges describe a way of living together. A thread used only for receipts or practical announcements gives different material. Look for the place where personalities respond to each other, not just where bills pass through. The flat’s story includes more than its shopping list.

Select participants for the period you want to revisit. For a farewell, you might want the people who shared that particular home. For a housewarming, the current group will feel more natural. If former roommates also appear in the thread, check the cast before starting and talk about the keepsake with the people involved. Choose the story before choosing the file.

A keepsake rather than house rules

Michel writes portraits and nicknames, adds commentary and statistics, and brings them together in an illustrated magazine. Numbers concern the text you provide; the chronicle adds an editorial perspective. Use it to revisit familiar habits with some distance. The report is entertainment to read together, not a referee for chores or a household accounts statement. Dinner can stay dinner.

The last dinner deserves more than boxes

At a farewell meal, introduce the portraits between the memories everyone tells aloud. Share the group card in WhatsApp and let roommates keep their individual cards. The PDF can join the pictures and recipes you want to save. For a housewarming, reveal the report once people have settled in: the apartment already has its characters, even if its shelves are still waiting.

Our guide explains how to export the WhatsApp conversation. Choose Without media: only text is analysed, not living-room pictures or voice messages. Upload a .txt file or a .zip containing it, with at least 300 parseable messages. Look at the public sample first. Your own free preview then lets you see the beginning before deciding to unlock the full report.

Fictional examples: an imaginary cast

The fridge diplomat

Fictional example: she asks a remarkably polite question about a forgotten container. The whole flat understands what that politeness contains.

The spontaneous dinner chef

Invented character: he suggests cooking together and discovers the ingredients alongside everyone else. Dinner is an adventure rather than a plan.

The sofa correspondent

Fictional profile: they send home updates while everyone is out. Even the living room seems to have joined the chat.

Practical questions

Which chat should I export for a roommates’ keepsake?

Use the thread where you talk day to day. Match the conversation and participants to the period of living together you want to remember.

Can this be a farewell gift for a flatmate?

Yes, present the portraits at a last dinner and send the PDF afterwards. Prepare the file and read the report before the gathering.

How can roommates share their portraits?

Individual cards can be shared separately. The collective card and report link also let you discover the apartment’s full chronicle together.

What does a roommates’ report cost?

Full report: €3.99. Unlock the full report once, without a subscription; start with the free preview to see your chat in Michel’s format.

Raw-message deletion is scheduled for 24 hours after generation; you can add a password to the report. Privacy

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