WhatsApp Chat Analyzer
An AI that reads your WhatsApp chat and tells you what it thinks.
Beyond numbers: Michel reads every message, spots patterns and group dynamics, then writes a narrative analysis. You get raw stats and a human-feeling verdict in one report.
What the analyzer actually pulls out.
Illustrations. No group was spared.
- 9:41●●● ▮‹🔍 Analysis — Family⋯ran the chat through the analyzer
Mom ❤️
through what🎩Top talker: Dad. Top ghost: me.
Full analysis — 61,438 messages, 7 years.
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Dad
proud to be #1 🥇Leo
I send 73% emojis?? tracksillustration
- 9:41●●● ▮‹📊 Flat analysis⋯here's our chat analysis🎩
Peak messages: Sunday 9pm. Topic: the dishes.
Chat analyzer — Michel dissected everything.
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Theo
this is openly outing meAnna
exactly thatillustration
- 9:41●●● ▮‹🧠 Analyzer — BFF⋯the analysis is wild🎩
Signature word: 'like'. Said 1,412 times.
Analyzer — 10 years of friendship decoded.
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Sof
like LIKE like?? likeLiv
he also counted my 'ngl'illustration
- 9:41●●● ▮‹🏢 Analyzer — Team⋯
Yann
who analysed the channel🎩14 coworkers. 23,117 messages. One real topic.
Work chat analyzer. Michel read during lunch.
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Ines
he saw MY passive-aggressive strategyKarim
framing thisillustration
What the analyzer surfaces
Volume per participant, ratios, activity curves by hour and weekday.
Who replies to whom, who starts topics, who closes them.
Vocabulary unique to each member, recurring topics.
Tone of the chat, peaks of hype, quiet stretches.
Each participant gets a role, backed by their data.
Download the full report, share a public link.
How it works
- Export your WhatsApp chat as .zip or .txt.
- Upload it. Analysis starts, the export is deleted after.
- Get your analysis in 2 minutes for €9.90.
WhatsApp analyzer FAQ
What exactly does Michel analyze?
The text content of the export: who writes, when, how much, with which words and emojis. No photos, no media files are analyzed.
Which AI is used?
Recent language models with a strict prompt to stay funny without going off the rails. Outputs are automatically reviewed.
Is my data used to train AI?
No. The export is used only to produce your report, then deleted.
Does it work in English and French?
Yes, both languages are supported. Pick the language when uploading.
How much does it cost?
€9.90 once, no subscription.