Roast my group chat
A written roast, based on what you actually said.
Not a generic roast. Michel reads your whole group chat, spots each member's tics, obsessions and contradictions, then writes a personalized roast — funny, never mean for the sake of it, ready to paste back in the group.
What a group chat roast actually looks like.
Illustrations. Yours will hit harder.
- 9:41●●● ▮‹🔥 Roast — The Crew⋯I had the group roasted
Hugo
BY WHO🎩Six friends. One roast. No survivors.
Friendly roast — Michel read 8 years of archives.
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Ines
he calls me 'the Sunday overpromiser' 💀Hugo
I'm 'the 2-beers sage' OKeven I got cookedillustration
- 9:41●●● ▮‹💀 Family Roast⋯I had the family roasted (kindly)🎩
The Toussaints: a roast, with love.
Family roast — 4 targets, 0 grudges (hopefully).
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Dad
'CEO of the barbecue' is accurateMom ❤️
I am NOT the voice-note queenLeo
mom you're literally sending a 4-min oneillustration
- 9:41●●● ▮‹🎯 Bachelor Roast⋯the groom's roast is ready🎩
Roast of the groom — WhatsApp edition.
Michel read all 112,406 messages. Speech ready.
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Jordi
MUST read this at the dinnerMatt
I'm filing for divorce pre-weddingillustration
- 9:41●●● ▮‹🌶️ Roast — Flatmates⋯
Theo
you had us ROASTED??🎩Flat roast — 3 years, 1 sponge, a thousand grievances.
Michel spared nobody. Especially not the sponge.
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Anna
'archivist of the fridge' = a masterpieceTheo
delete this reportillustration
How do you roast someone in a group chat?
Good roasts don't come from nowhere — they cite a real, repeated, group-recognized behavior. Michel does exactly that: he reads your export, spots the detail everyone already laughs about, and turns it into a punchline. You don't prompt anything — drop the chat, get the roast.
What's inside your roast
A roast paragraph per participant, based on their real tics.
A roast nickname per member. e.g. 'archivist of the fridge', 'CEO of vagueness'.
One-liners you can paste straight back into the chat.
Stays funny. Michel avoids gratuitous mean.
Every jab is backed by a number from the chat.
Public link + PDF to drop in the group.
3 steps
- Export your WhatsApp group chat (.zip or .txt).
- Drop it in. Michel reads. Nothing kept after.
- Get your roast in 2 minutes for €9.90.
Group chat roast FAQ
Is it mean?
No. Michel aims for group laughter, not hurt. The tone is sharp but affectionate — everyone recognizes themselves, nobody cries.
How do you roast someone in a group chat?
The best roasts cite a specific, repeated behavior. Michel does this for you: reads the whole export, spots each member's signature detail, writes a short, accurate roast.
How is this different from a basic roast generator?
Generic generators invent roasts from a name. Michel uses the chat's real data: volume, words, hours, contradictions. The output is specific to your group.
Can I pick the spice level?
You pick the tone at upload (nice, funny, spicy). Michel always stays in the funny lane — never in the insult lane.
How much does it cost?
€9.90 once. No subscription.