WhatsApp Stats
Every number from your chat, ranked and commented.
Want to know who talks the most, at what hour, with which words and emojis? Michel ships a full WhatsApp stats dashboard you can read in 30 seconds.
What your real stats sound like.
Illustrations. Your numbers, only worse.
- 9:41●●● ▮‹📈 Stats — Family⋯the group stats are out🎩
61,438 messages. 4,218 voice notes. 1 dog.
WhatsApp stats — 7 years in numbers.
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Dad
4,000 voice notes?? that's you momMom ❤️
it's faster to sayillustration
- 9:41●●● ▮‹📊 Stats — Bach⋯stats before the big day🎩
112,406 messages. Peak at 3:12am.
WhatsApp stats — 6 best men, 1 wedding, 0 sleep.
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Matt
3am has Jordi written all over itJordi
slander (true)illustration
- 9:41●●● ▮‹🔢 BFF Stats⋯look at our real stats🎩
37,482 messages. Most typed word: 'lol'.
Friendship stats — Michel counted every 'lol'.
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Sof
8,209 lols?? checks outLiv
me: 4,731 'literally'illustration
- 9:41●●● ▮‹📉 Flat stats⋯
Theo
stats on us??🎩5,743 messages. 41% about the bin.
WhatsApp stats — flatshare, raw numbers.
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Anna
41% is underestimating itTheo
this is harassmentillustration
Stats included
Ranking with % share and absolute count.
When the chat is most active, by hour and by weekday.
Signature vocabulary per member and global.
Top emojis for the chat and each participant.
Photos, videos, voice notes, stickers — counted per member.
Activity curve over the whole exported range.
3 steps
- Export your WhatsApp chat (.zip or .txt).
- Upload it to Michel.
- Get your stats report in 2 minutes for €9.90.
WhatsApp stats FAQ
Which WhatsApp statistics do I get?
Message volume per member, peak hours, active days, signature words and emojis, media counts, plus a narrative recap on each participant.
Does it work for 1-1 chats?
Yes, but the stats are more interesting in group chats (3+ participants).
What chat size is supported?
Up to ~150,000 messages per export. Beyond that, contact us.
Are my messages stored?
No. The export is deleted within 24 hours.
How much does it cost?
€9.90 once.